Time for a new segment! Where I (mercifully) briefly complain about people complaining about things that shouldn’t have anything to do with music, but do for some reason. Today, I’ll talk about Iggy Azalea and her cultural appropriation. Here is her hair.
People often complain about cultural appropriation when they talk about Iggy Azalea, because she’s white, and she’s Australian but makes her money from black culture. I’m not here to discuss that cultural appropriation, I have another problem.
She is now appropriating Jewish culture as well. Say what?! Isn’t that a stretch? You probably just said, “Andrew, come on man.” Just hear me out. Look at her hair again from a different angle.
Thats challah. It’s a (delicious) Jewish braided bread that makes the best French (Jewish?) toast ever. Iggy you scoundrel, that’s our bread you’re using as a hairpiece and frankly, I’d like some acknowledgement. I’m not asking for much, maybe a little hebrew rapping on your next album?